Monday, March 31, 2008

HELP! My Cousin is Trying to Kill Me!!!!!! AHHHHH!

I am barely able to type this... if this is the end, it is my dream death though. Death by Chili Pepper!

Cousins Kelly & Kyle invited me out to meet them for dinner. But since i was already running behind from the bad weather (snow=puke) and I am trying to save money, I declined. They were eating at their new fav Thai place Ruam Mit. Kelly later texts me and said, "My meal is so hot, do you want me to bring you the rest???" Now Kelly and I eat hot\spicy food all the time. We live for it, it's borderline obsession. We can throw back the spicy with the best of them. So for Kelly to tell me that her meal was too hot to eat, I thought WHATEVS!
So a few minutes later a doggy bag of left over Thai food arrived at my door. I dumped into a bowl and went to work. The spice was evident from the first bite, not too bad... and just as I was about to say, Kelly is a BABY! Holy Hotness the heat kicked my butt! FIRE FIRE FIRE!! Burning, my mouth was burning! HELP ME!!! What was in there to make it so spicy? What is bringing me to a slow, painful and happy death? These could not be normal Thai peppers? or could they? FIRE! I am downing mouth fulls of rice as i type this! But guess what? I love it! LOVE THE BURN!!! AHHHH!
Kelly called me later to laugh at me... I said thanks for the torture! She said, this is what they give to prisoners as torture in a Norwegian Prison! I said they will beg for Ludafisk and instead they will get the Torturous Thai Chicken!!! AH HA HA HA!


k & k said...

Prison guard: "Here's dinner Lars and Sven! You'll eat it and you'll like it!"

Lars and Sven: "All we want is potatoes with butter! Please! For the love of God!"

It was beyond hot!!!! Glad I could share the experience with you!

Heather said...

You two make my day more often than you know. I had to picture Lars and Sven crying out for lefse with butter, just butter, please, please...
I'm sure my face would have fallen off.

Ellen said...

Nothing like a fire in your mouth to help you forget about your toothache!

Dear Sabro, I know it is difficult, but please pick up the phone and dial Jodi's dentist.... I don't want you to be in pain anymore!

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