Kelly was my partner in crime in hosting, thanks cous! Your dump cake was a masterpiece in culinary history!
Monday: Birthday dinner for Sarah D at Kelly & Kyle's, with some grilled steaks, corn on the cob and a heap of Gossip Girl on the side. Serena take that stupid tassel out of your hair and PLEASE let Blair and Chuck last longer than a week next season.
Tuesday: Co-worker BFF\GC secret poop bathroom extraordinaire Kristin literally RAN to my house... 4 miles in what we had no idea was 97 degree weather! Super Star! "I...had...to... stop...at...Subway...to...get....some...water....and...then...poured....it...over...my...head!" We then grilled turkey brats on my patio, watched American Idol and were totally disappointed by Glee.
Wednesday: VERY HOT & WINDY walk with Shannon, followed by a walk to the Dairy Queen, followed by MAYJAH bloating and being pelted by rocks from a mini-tornado. OOOOF!!!!
Then off to Acapulco (the restaurant) to Celebrate one year cancer free for Ellen! Way to go Nellen my love! Jeanelle and Kelli were there to share their love and pervy married stories.
Thursday: I have no idea what I did.
Friday: Drove Shannon to the airport so she could go visit her BF Finch... Then off to Happy Hour with co-workers, a surprise visit from our principal (did I really call him a dufas?) and Bad Liz and I ended up at Walgreens to stock up on hairpieces and Wet 'n' Wild products.
(Happy Birthday Heather of the EO, we still need to go on our date!)
Saturday: Free coffee and hugs at Megan and Nori's play house... Sarah and C.F. Ellen also attended the coffee club. I finally gave Nori her birthday presents 4 months later. I hope they don't smell like car trunk, because that is where i had been storing them.
Saturday night I went to a party at the home of some friends i hadn't seen in 2 years! Just like old times! Pass the boot!
Sunday: Family picnic with my mom's cousins. Except, wait, what? Said Cousins forgot to tell my mom that they cancelled the picnic. oooops. Sabro to the rescue! Invited my mom\dad\brother\aunt\uncle over to my house to grill and chill and talk about social security checks.
Monday: My day to work around the house, remember troops, and hermit. Thank you very much. I again have something going on every night this upcoming week.
Now that all my favorite shows are on hiatus, I can finally leave my house at night.