Monday, February 4, 2008

I am a GIRL

As to now defend my feminine womanly awesomeness... I will no longer talk about sports. I rarely talk sports anyway. It's not at all how i used to be back in the day when i was ADDICTED to sports talk radio! KFAN morning, noon and night!!! And on top of that, I could tell you everything that was ever going on in the sports world, even sports i didn't like. It reached a point where it got so bad that I was having scores texted to me!! GIVE ME A BREAK! Guess what solved my problem: I bought a car that didnt have AM radio... NO AM=NO KFAN! That was years ago anyway.
So my ticket is booked for my friend Liz's wedding next week in San Antonio. I leave Valentine's night and therefore i get to share my love with strangers on a plane. I am so excited to see Liz and visit San Antonio, which i hear is a beautiful city. Alamo here I come! Which reminds me of a scene from Pee-Wee's Big adventure. The one where Pee-Wee goes to the Alamo to look for his bike. He says, "Excuse me, where is the basement?" And the tour guide lady says, "There's no basement in the Alamo!" and they all laugh at him. Poor Pee-Wee. The tour guide lady also says "These people live in an ADOBE, can you all say ADOBE?" Everytime i hear the word 'Adobe', I say that line from the movie. ADOBE!



Anyway I need a dress now for this wedding... good reason to go shopping. Dresses and shopping are very girly too!

5 comments :

Sabrina said...

Pee-Wee=Kyle Valch!

The Kings of Lauderdale said...

How could there be a cooler GIRL than you? You even know about sports... what a rare gem you are. You bake, you cook, you're super funny, you're a girly girl with your cuteness, AND you can keep up with the boys when talking all things sport....
How are we going to find a boy good enough for you? HOW!!!!

Sabrina said...

You are too kind heather! I have flaws too... beleive me, I am full of them. :)

...sensible of shoe said...

Don't forget your lovely lady lumps! In the back and in the front!

ellen said...

My my... this is getting to be rather PG-13... I wish I had been warned.

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