Does looking at this picture give you a panic attack?
No, probably not.I didn't think so either.
But apparently, it's what happens while I'm cutting a pizza that causes the people that I am closest to, go running from the room, pulling out their hair and screaming... STOP CUTTING PIZZA LIKE A FREAK SABRINA!!!!!
I thought it was just my BFF Rachel who had issues with my pizza cutting abilities... She also doesn't like it when I eat all the moose track caramel chunks out of the ice cream either. Whatevs!
But the other day I was cutting pizza while my friend Shannon was over and you would've thought I was stabbing a puppy!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE WAY YOU ARE CUTTING THAT IS GIVING ME A PANIC ATTACK!!!"
Seriously, I get the pizza cut into slices, so does it really matter how i cut it???? I think not. Apparently 2 of my closest friends have issues, NOT ME!
10 comments:
It looks fine to me!!
That is such a HUGE improvement from how you used to cut it! At least the pieces are all just about the same size and not cut into random shapes and strips! Weirdo! Oh-and I still can't believe you used to leave me with JUST vanilla ice cream after picking all the goodies out...and you would act all confused when I was in disbelief about it! Other than that you were an awesome roomie!
Your friends are the freaks. Absolutely. Except for me.
Hey it doesnt matter how you slice it - I'm sure it tasted just as delicious anyway!
Maybe its not your pizza cutting skills they are afraid of maybe they freak out when ever you have sharp objects in your hands!!! LMAO
Whatever!! This picture does not do your mad pizza cutting skillz justice!!
People, it is scary! I mean I can't even explain it.....it's something you must witness for yourself. Ooooff!!!!
And yes, I'm panicking....
Back in '95 Kyle and I had our first fight over how to cut a pizza the proper way. He voted for triangles. I cut the whole thing in half and called it a day.
Shannon--I totally know what you are talking about!!! You automatically start taking steps backwards and AWAY from her while she is cutting b/c it is so bizarre and scary. It's nice to know someone understands!
Hey who cares how you cut it as long as you enjoy the taste! Have a great weekend!
Looks just like I do it. What is their problem?
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