I cut pizza like a ROCK STAR!
Does looking at this picture give you a panic attack?
I didn't think so either.
But apparently, it's what happens while I'm cutting a pizza that causes the people that I am closest to, go running from the room, pulling out their hair and screaming... STOP CUTTING PIZZA LIKE A FREAK SABRINA!!!!!
I thought it was just my BFF Rachel who had issues with my pizza cutting abilities... She also doesn't like it when I eat all the moose track caramel chunks out of the ice cream either. Whatevs!
But the other day I was cutting pizza while my friend Shannon was over and you would've thought I was stabbing a puppy!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE WAY YOU ARE CUTTING THAT IS GIVING ME A PANIC ATTACK!!!"
Seriously, I get the pizza cut into slices, so does it really matter how i cut it???? I think not. Apparently 2 of my closest friends have issues, NOT ME!
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People, it is scary! I mean I can't even explain it.....it's something you must witness for yourself. Ooooff!!!!
And yes, I'm panicking....